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My dad is awesome, we always have so much fun when he picks me up

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She checked her fridge as there was a smell of rotting meat

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"There is a thin line between loving life and hating it", she said.

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My wife died giving birth to our baby, and since bringing it home from the hospital its skin has smelled like her blood.

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I was told that the force needed to bite off a finger is the same as the force needed to bite a carrot.

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My cat scratches on my door at night to tell me she wants to sleep in my room.

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“Ma’am, we’re happy to report that you’ve successfully been thawed from a millennium-long cryonic sleep.”

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape?

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"It was a glitch"

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I could not forget the words that the surgeon said before I was given anaesthesia.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My dad is awesome, we always have so much fun when he picks me up	5
She checked her fridge as there was a smell of rotting meat	5
"There is a thin line between loving life and hating it", she said.	5
My wife died giving birth to our baby, and since bringing it home from the hospital its skin has smelled like her blood.	5
I was told that the force needed to bite off a finger is the same as the force needed to bite a carrot.	5
My cat scratches on my door at night to tell me she wants to sleep in my room.	5
“Ma’am, we’re happy to report that you’ve successfully been thawed from a millennium-long cryonic sleep.”	5
what did the green grape say to the purple grape?	5
"It was a glitch"	5
I could not forget the words that the surgeon said before I was given anaesthesia.	5